#Skaia ad infinitum how to

CTG: but who the hell else are you going to tell? CTG: rose and kanaya are doing the nervous flirty cant spit it out quickstep around each other, vriska and terezi are off being sisters CTG: which by the way how can troll planet have sisters if you dont have parents CTG: dont answer that im just raising a point CTG: we havent seen the troll juggalo since we left the green sun CTG: and while we both know the mayor is a source of wisdom beyond our years we havent figured out how to talk with him yet about things other than can town CTG: and if your future self was gonna come in all “HEY FUCK YOU KARKAT” then he would have done it by now CCG: YOU SCARED HIM OFF. CTG: well whatever youre here for your future self wont help CTG: im so bored i promise i wont even laugh at whatever you wanted to tell him CCG: YOU SURE DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GUY FEEL AT EASE TALKING ABOUT DELICATE TOPICS WHICH HE WAS HOPING TO KEEP TO HIMSELF. CCG: YOU SPENT ABOUT A DAY TIME TRAVELING AND NOW YOU WANT TO TELL US YOU’RE THE FUCKING EXPERT? CCG: ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS MY DOUBT THAT YOU HAVE ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO ADD TO THIS CONVERSATION, WHICH WAS NOT MEANT TO ATTRACT YOUR INSUFFERABLY CURIOUS CARTILAGE NUB! CTG: whatever CTG: ive got more experience than you and thats all that matters CTG: that shits on my resume CTG: “now can you tell me more about your credentials as a time traveler?” CTG: not much to say except the entire economy of LOHAC was my checking account and I could multiply myself into nine dudes to gangbang whoever wanted to mess with me CTG: “shit son when can you start?” CCG: I’M NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOU TO GIVE YOUR EGO CONGRATULATORY GENITAL CARESSES. CCG: DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE SOME UNMATCHED AUTHORITY ON TIME. CTG: were you trying to goad your future self into responding to you? CCG: NO! CTG: dude thats not what future selves are for CTG: future selves arent for awkward self-fulfilling shit-venting reach-arounds CTG: rule number one of having future selves: dont talk to them CTG: rule number one of being a future self: dont talk to your past self CTG: those are the only two rules of time travel CTG: theyre both number one because theyre both really fucking important CCG: SHUT YOUR IGNORANCE CHUTE BEFORE I ALCHEMIZE A STAPLE GUN AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE MISERY BY SILENCING YOU FOR GOOD. SO WOULD YOU KINDLY STEP THE FUCK OFF? CTG: who would you be talking to in a goddamn memo? CTG: unless youre trying to get a hold of multiple assholes you can just message someone directly CTG: that vague intro CTG: throwing the lightest of shade onto “everyone” CCG: WHAT. CTG: hey CCG: STRIDER, WHAT THE HELL!? CTG: just yanking my head out of my human nook to examine my surroundings CTG: fyi a human nook is our natural bullshit shield CTG: we stick our heads in it when we cant deal with how much stupid nonsense is going on around us CTG: but im bored so out of the human nook i come i guess CTG: whats up CCG: I WAS KIND OF HOPING TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO ISN’T A COMPLETE, IRREDEEMABLE MORON. CCG: YOU KNOW? CCG: HEY, ARE YOU THERE? CURRENT turntechGodhead RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: THEIR TROLL NOOKS *AND* HUMAN NOOKS, WHATEVER THE HELL A HUMAN NOOK EVEN *IS*. CCG: I JUST NEED TO AIR OUT SOME SHIT WITH SOMEBODY, AND EVERYONE HERE HAS THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR NOOKS I WANT TO SCREAM LOUDER THAN I USUALLY DO. CCG: I GUESS I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

#Skaia ad infinitum series

← Previous Work Part 2 of the The Blood-Stained Knight of Beforus series Next Work → Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 169073 Chapters: 50/50 Comments: 298 Kudos: 650 Bookmarks: 56 Hits: 13509ĬURRENT carcinoGeneticist RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY, BORING ROAD TRIP THROUGH THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE EDITION.ĬCG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS MEMO BULLSHIT AGAIN.